mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
When the teacher sees you chewing gum.
When I'm losing an argument
I want your love And I want your avenge
labish: I have no regrets making this
Reblog, go on your blog, click the triangle, wait...
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS this is legit so sick.