When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While You're...
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
adrians: I will never not reblog this
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: faultiere: -vibe: aw omfg this is so precious i cant even… i want to cry Hahahahaha awwww this is so adorable! shes so cute
had the most perfect boy talk to me just, omfg I definitely just died a little bit
stoners-crew: iamglenc0c0: Your keyboard is now Daft Punk… this is not a video, click on it ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF MY FAMILY. awesome
pitchblackglow: rubee: buuuuuuuuuuh: polar-opposite: mileyhighclub: faithfullyariana: videohall: The guiltiest dog in existence How could you punish that face? Holy god. If the toothmarks don’t fit, you must acquit. Oh my god, that poor dog. What a sweetheart. TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THIS IS SO FUNNY christ almighty i think i have reblogged this before but IT’S SO...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
peau-rose: time to cry my eye out at My Sister’s Keeper